View Full Version : A philisophical question

January 6th, 2004, 10:52 PM
Okay, so two questions;

Who are you?


What do you want?

And a free cookie to whoever can tell where I stole those questions from.

January 6th, 2004, 10:59 PM
Babylon 5

Where's my cookie?

edit: ok, I'll answer your questions....

Who am I?

I am what I perceive to have acknowledged in my existence.

What do I want?

I want to continue to act and react to my environment in a manner consistent with my needs, along with exploring the mysterious worlds of my psyche and the unus mundus.

And I just want to have fun.

January 7th, 2004, 12:55 AM
I am me.

I want a cookie.

January 7th, 2004, 01:06 AM
I am: optimistic . happy . busy . dirty . craving thai food . hungry and snowed into my home . looking balefully at my fridge full of juice and condiments . wondering if it's too cold to walk to the grocery store .

I want: to complete my massage certification program and start my own practice, join up with a chiropractor, or maybe get a contract on a cruise ship/with a resort.

January 7th, 2004, 01:17 AM
Who are you is, specifically, the question asked by the Vorlon representatives.
What do you want is the question asked by the Shadows through their representative, a Mr. Morden.

January 7th, 2004, 01:20 AM
I am: Punk, Free thinker, Goth, Emotionaly unstable, a cutter, suicidal, slightly insane, gamer, dirty minded

I want: My own band, to be signed to a good record label, a new guitar, to meet Jade Puget, to meet Davey Havoc, to meet Mike Virus, to meet Justin Sane, to meet Raab Himself, to meet Bam Margera

January 7th, 2004, 04:52 AM
I am whatever I think I am now, not what I was before.

What I want is everything except pain and loss.


January 7th, 2004, 06:30 AM
Who am I?
I will let you know at the end of my life when I have stopped growing into me.

What do I want?
A stiff wind in my sails and a glistening sunset sailing in a world without conflict, bigotry and Hooters.

January 7th, 2004, 10:11 AM
isn't that what the hermit asked king arthur and co. at the bridge over the chasm of death (or something like that) in Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail?

Erling E.
January 7th, 2004, 10:44 AM
isn't that what the hermit asked king arthur and co. at the bridge over the chasm of death (or something like that) in Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail?

Yes, in addition to "What is your favourite color?" and "What is the capitol city of..." some country, which the poor knight could not answer.

January 7th, 2004, 11:57 AM
I am: Whatever you want me to be. An asshole. Someone who's on the brink of losing it.

I want: My drivers license back. 100 million billion dollars.

Radical Edward
January 7th, 2004, 12:52 PM
The Old Man from Sceen 34 in Monty Python and the Holy Grail asked "What is your name?" "What do you seek?" then either "What is your favorite color?" "What is the capitol of Isteria?" or "What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"

and whith that I watch far to much Monty Python.

January 7th, 2004, 01:00 PM

And it's Ninevah. But Ashur was the first capital.

January 7th, 2004, 02:22 PM
Who are you?

I am the total of all of my seconds, of all of my hours, of all of my days . . . adding up through the years to make me into exactly who I am today. Therefore, I would change none of them . . . for then I would not be me.

What do you want?

To be of use.

January 7th, 2004, 03:00 PM
What do you want?

I still want a cookie.

January 7th, 2004, 03:06 PM
heh, heh . . . Serres makes me laugh . . . someone give 'im a cookie.

January 7th, 2004, 09:06 PM
Here's your cookies! (http://www.hwatson.force9.co.uk/cookbook/recipes/baking/abernethybiscuits.htm)

January 7th, 2004, 09:15 PM
Answer your own question, coffee!


January 7th, 2004, 09:56 PM
Who am I?

Okay, seriously now...I believe each of us has an internal core of self, buried deep within, behind the face we show the rest of the world, that is truly us...our essence. Most of us go our whole lives without ever finding it. I have not found mine yet...still looking for my *wal*.

As for what I want, well, I want humanity in general to realize they have nothing to worry about in reference to the end of the world because on the path we are headed we will have driven ourselves extinct long before that happens. Anybody see a spot for a u-turn.

*edit*Please not wal is not a typo of wall. It is simply the word I have assigned to mean "core inner self."*edit*

January 7th, 2004, 10:03 PM
Who am I?

Another brick in the wall.

What do I want?

To tear down the wall.

January 7th, 2004, 10:48 PM
eww. I'd prefer cookies without caraway seeds. Who says I can't be picky!!!

and to stay on topic...

Who am I?
A guy who wants cookies without caraway seeds.

What do I want?
Mmmm pancakes sound kinda good too.

January 7th, 2004, 11:25 PM
Who am I:
Just another lost soul swimming in this fish bowl year after year.
Ever learning, changing, searching and dirty. A product of all my experiences happy and sad (I would not change a moment).

What I want:
To be happy. To retire early. Never stop learning, living, laughing, loving. To sleep more. A cookie. To keep my good friends and make new ones. the list goes on... :wink:

January 8th, 2004, 12:20 AM
I am a fleshy vesel that carries my brain around trying to repress urges that used to be paramount to human survival and I make a mean sea bass!

I want.... infinate power, wealth, knowledge, and respect. (sure mabye happiness, but happiness is over rated =P)

mabye a cookie and a dinner with Mr Binkybear.... Mr Binkybear, your so dreamy.

Catila Amano
January 8th, 2004, 12:19 PM
Actually, Ciarin, you're close, but not *quite* right with your answer to the origin of the quote. It's actually from the pilot episode (and later, also the title sequence) of The Babylon Project: Crusade (http://www.scifi.com/crusade) (commonly known just as "Crusade"). Yet another show with such promise that was killed early by idiot network suits (of course the music didn't help it any, either).

January 8th, 2004, 01:46 PM
Who am I: Feel free to answer that one 'cause I'm still lookin' myself.

What I want: To be happy however I can.

January 8th, 2004, 01:56 PM
Who am I:
Don't really know yet.

What I want:
To know who I am, and what my path in life is.

January 8th, 2004, 01:59 PM
So who was right?

I am Zeal

I want ambition or passion

Rizena Halcyon
January 8th, 2004, 02:27 PM
I think Ciarin is correct. It's from the Babylon 5 original series.

There's an entire episode where Sheridan and Delenn are agressively asked "Who Are You?" by the Vorlon Representative - Jack the Ripper iirc. And as mentioned earlier, Mr. Morden was the original asker of the question "What do you want?".

The Babylon 5: Crusade Series was filmed way after those episodes took place.

January 8th, 2004, 02:35 PM
Who am I?

I am Bruce Leroy! :D

Actually I'm no one anymore.

And I want my life back.

January 8th, 2004, 04:09 PM
:cry: I wish I could give it back to you Kat.

I am caring, cute and downright awesome.

I want peace, love and happiness for all I care about.

Now ask me what I don't want.

* Can I have a chocolat chip cookie? *

Rhiamon Fatesealer
January 8th, 2004, 04:20 PM
I am a friend of Kat's, who is smart, funny, sassy and beautiful

I want Kat to find happiness in the life she has now, cause there is no going back

*hugs* Love ya, sis. You very much are 'someone'

January 8th, 2004, 04:23 PM

*tackles Rhia and Kat in a ferocious hug*

January 8th, 2004, 04:24 PM
Don't forget me!!!!!

* jumps amongst the pile *

We love ya girl.

Rhiamon Fatesealer
January 8th, 2004, 04:30 PM
*hugs Vel, Kat and Nymph* This hugpile gets any bigger, and I won't have enough arms!

January 8th, 2004, 04:30 PM
*joins in*


January 8th, 2004, 04:37 PM
*looks at all the GU women in a big "hugpile"*

Stand back men. There's a large concentration of boobie magic ahead. You don't want to stray too close!

January 8th, 2004, 04:39 PM
Bow chicka wowow~

January 8th, 2004, 04:41 PM
Your will is now ours!!!!!!

January 8th, 2004, 04:49 PM
this amuses me :)

January 8th, 2004, 05:04 PM
I am....a Knight in a 2004 persons body

I want, a case of Budweiser, a good woman, some good money, and To not be pulled over by a cop when i've been speeding.

Rhiamon Fatesealer
January 8th, 2004, 05:30 PM
GU Women Stare!*

*Sorta like a Care Bear Stare, but way sexier

January 8th, 2004, 05:33 PM
go go gadget wonderbra!

Basque in the greatest of our power....


January 8th, 2004, 05:33 PM
When Now I know that someone else says:

Bow Chicka Wowow~

Besides me...

Boobie magic is quite formidible...

January 8th, 2004, 05:36 PM
Is everyone forgetting that the Catipillar also asks those questions?

January 8th, 2004, 06:31 PM
Well, Dancer . . . ever since the hugpile, I seem to have forgetten most everything else.

January 8th, 2004, 06:45 PM
Who am I? I am no one.

What do I want? For everyone else to be happy.


January 8th, 2004, 06:47 PM
But...but...you're evil?

January 8th, 2004, 07:01 PM
i wonder if the druggy catipillar ever becomes a butterfly?

January 8th, 2004, 08:47 PM
Just cause I'm evil doesn't mean I can't be nice.
I blame boobie magic.
'Sides, I'm easily kept happy, so I make other people happy. Then if they make fun of me I tear off their balls. *Shakes fist*


January 8th, 2004, 09:51 PM
... Well, I'm glad I don't have those, then. Not that I'd make fun of you anyway, Evil. ^_^

*eyes the pile of Gu Women* Hmm... looks like they've got that front covered... I'll just hang out over here and be backup. ^_^

January 8th, 2004, 11:45 PM
LMAO!!!! Ya'll are to much.


Pike Tha Blodd
January 9th, 2004, 01:05 AM
I am Antonio Bandareas, you killed ma father, prepare to die

edit:: i love being obstinate ::

January 9th, 2004, 01:39 AM
Close, but no cigar, it's Inigo Montoya. :D

January 9th, 2004, 07:38 AM
Yes and his search for the six fingered man :happy:

January 9th, 2004, 07:43 AM
How did I miss the hugpile?

*tackles Vel, Rhia, Nymph and starts a new hug pile*


January 9th, 2004, 07:48 AM
WOO HOOOOOO!!!!!! I love hugs, and hugpiles are even better!!! We love you Kat. Stay strong, and when you can't you know you have us to lean on...XOXOXO

January 9th, 2004, 11:29 AM
Dear God!!! That hug pile just . . . keeps . . . getting . . . bigger!! Head . . . going . . . to . . . explode!

January 9th, 2004, 10:58 PM
*Stares blankly*oooooooooooooo... its so pretty...


*Hides sixth finger*


January 10th, 2004, 10:09 AM
It's okay Gondi, it's just the boobie magic. It too will pass. :twisted:

January 10th, 2004, 06:50 PM
It hasn't passed yet, and it's been 12 years.
Me going to church is more likely to happen than boobie magic wearing off.


January 10th, 2004, 07:43 PM
Then at least you know boobie magic is good and evil, you can protect yourself...hehe hehe....NOT

January 10th, 2004, 07:54 PM
hmm, philosophical question to hugpile to boobie magic. Yes. Yes indeed. We are a bunch who are easily distracted. err what was the question?

January 10th, 2004, 07:56 PM
What am I?

What do I want?

Atleast I think, lost track. LOL

January 10th, 2004, 08:55 PM
I lost track too. Too busy staring at your..... eyes! Yes, eyes. *put nervous laugh here*

Wait, theres a good side to boobie magic?


January 11th, 2004, 02:21 PM
Ummm it's okay I get that alot...heh heh

January 11th, 2004, 02:24 PM
I happen to say that alot..... about your eyes!*nervous laughing*


January 11th, 2004, 02:29 PM
HEH HEH!!!! If it were my eyes you were interested in I don't think you would be posting in this forum...LOL!!!! :smile:

January 11th, 2004, 03:41 PM
:shock: Uhhhh... what were you saying?


January 11th, 2004, 04:52 PM
My personallity doesn't sit that far down from my eyes!!!!! HAHAHHAH :wink:

January 11th, 2004, 08:25 PM
We better stop hijacking the thread.
One final look though. :shock:


January 12th, 2004, 02:07 PM
I AM: Kyle, punk, loser.

I WANT: World peace :)

January 12th, 2004, 02:22 PM
I AM: myself

I WANT: egg rolls..

January 12th, 2004, 02:48 PM
I AM: Still waiting for my cookie

January 12th, 2004, 07:05 PM
I posted the cookies on the second page...whole tin of them.

January 12th, 2004, 07:06 PM
Yeah but they had caraway seeds! ew...

January 12th, 2004, 07:30 PM
Atleast the weren't raisin cookies.



January 12th, 2004, 07:39 PM
Fine! Fine! Same thing without the caraway seeds. (http://www.walkersshortbread.com/walkers.htm)
Some of us like the seeds though.

January 13th, 2004, 12:05 AM
Some of us like the seeds though.

As the leader of the anti-caraway seed coalition, I'm here to announce that you will be assimilated shortly. Please stand by.

And remember, I'm not just the leader of the ACSC, I'm also a client.

January 13th, 2004, 11:42 AM
HEH HEH!!!!! I want Chocolate!!!!

January 13th, 2004, 12:15 PM
Okay Vel, Rhia......Girls we need to get a hugpile going again for Kat she needs a pick me up......HUGPILE!!!!!!! :smile: We love ya girl.

this thread has been derailed once. Let's not do it again, hmm? -Nemishan

January 13th, 2004, 02:37 PM
I am: Hungry.

I want: Your women. Or a kitten. Both will do.

Rhiamon Fatesealer
January 13th, 2004, 03:17 PM
*hugs Kat*

January 13th, 2004, 05:22 PM