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bob the goat
October 31st, 2006, 07:05 AM
Ok, Iíve been playing Real Life, it is a MMOLRPG (Massive Multi Player Off-Line Role Play Game). I started playing it a LONG time ago, so long in fact that I donít even remember when I started playing. I just dinged level 28. I am realizing though that there is not much left in the game for me besides the long grind to elite status.

At level 2 you get new skills:
Walk: allows user free movement around his environment, training required.
Talk: allows for interface with other players.

At level 5 you get:
Reasoning: allows user to solve complex problems, extensive training required.

At level 16:
Drive: allows the use of vehicles. Must purchase permit.

At level 18:
Vote: allows for democratic GM privileges.

At level 21:
Drink: Equipping allows user to believe they can dance, defy gravity, sing, and many other talents which they have not invested any training points in. Player suffers stamina debuff the next day.

At level 55:
Elite status. Cost of goods and control of bladder are both simultaneously reduced for this character.

Sometime around level 70 your toon will despawn permanently.

October 31st, 2006, 08:31 AM
:: laughes::: Happy b-day Bob

October 31st, 2006, 08:59 AM
Lol! That's awesome! Happy birthday big guy!

October 31st, 2006, 09:09 AM
What, you get the expansion for lvl 70 bob? Mine says I despawn around 58-62 lol.

Happy birthday!

bob the goat
October 31st, 2006, 09:32 AM
Due to the Cheeseburger debuff to my arteries, I think that hitting 60 is an ambitious goal.

October 31st, 2006, 09:48 AM
I think I am too gullible, I was actually trying to figure out why an MMO would have such a large gap (21-55). Then the 70 thing was a little gross and I reread the begining and saw was "Off-Line" and it all made sense. LOL

Nicely done Bob, and Happy Birthday!

Erling E.
October 31st, 2006, 10:20 AM
Excellent writing. Happy birthday! :-)

October 31st, 2006, 11:05 AM
Yeah for the Dinginess of the Goat-bob! Hooray!

Clareon Wolfeyes
October 31st, 2006, 11:14 AM
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday Dear Goat boy
Happy Birthday To You

October 31st, 2006, 11:16 AM
Cute :) Happy birthday, Bob!

October 31st, 2006, 12:30 PM
Happy Birthday Wookie :)

October 31st, 2006, 03:31 PM
Woohoo! Happy Birthday sweetie!

October 31st, 2006, 04:02 PM
Happy birthday! And that was so cute. My sister is currently in the guide program in that game (she's a high school teacher). I'm just in the level grind. *sigh*

October 31st, 2006, 04:12 PM
Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you!

October 31st, 2006, 04:26 PM
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1517- Martin Luther nails his 95 theses to a church door, paving the way for freedom of religion

1947-The Spruce Goose, the world's only wooden aircraft, flies.

1950- Comedian John Candy is born.

Cool, huh? lots more happened too, to find out go to Historychannel.com

October 31st, 2006, 06:24 PM
Happy Birthday!!!!!